Sunday, August 24, 2008

Honestly

Sorry about the prolonged silence, kids... between the new job (so fucking busy), my reemergence on the drag court scene (I am now the Crown Baroness to the XVIIth Realm and planning to run for Grand Duchess next year), a huge family event (the Grandmother turned 90 on August 2nd), some allergy issues (who the fuck invented sinuses, anyway), and the semiannual depression (much better with the meds, but still there), I've just been overwhelmed.

I'd tell you all about it, but I really haven't got the energy. Next time, I promise. In the meantime, here's a meme I got from my cousin's MySpace page:

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Honestly:
You must be honest to take this survey!

Honestly, are you in love right now?
Not with a person... but I am deeply in love with my freshly manicured nails. I can't stop looking at them.

Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Sort of a grayish light blue.

Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Honestly, what are you doing right now?
This... I'm answering a meme on my blog.

Honestly, what did you do today?
I've been in bed feeling sick all day. I've done some reading, advised a fellow JUBber on how to do drag (at some length), fed Claudius, tried and failed to take a couple of naps, and moaned and groaned quite a bit.

Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
No, not really. I'm not repellent, or anything, but I'm not exactly beating the suitors away with a stick.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?
Not by my standards, but probably by the Pope's standards.

Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
Sadly, yes. There are so many cute boys on those shows!

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
I'm seldom ever jealous. Envious, sometimes, when a person has something that I want.

Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Shopping. Sparkly things. Shopping for sparkly things. Food.

Honestly, do you bite your nails?
No, but I dig in my ears with paperclips, which is probably worse.

Honestly, what is your mood right now?
Profoundly yuck.

Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?
WHOM GODDAMNIT! I don't want to see anybody. I don't want anybody to see me. I want to crawl under the covers and never come out.

Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Sort of. Some people know about a certain facet of my psyche, but I don't broadcast it as it would make me very unpopular.

Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
I try so hard to not hate people... but I do hate George W. Bush, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and the entire Religious Right sooooo badly.

Honestly, whoM/what do you want to hug right now?
Honestly? A live hand grenade.

Honestly, do your wrists hurt?
Everything hurts. But my wrists are comparatively unpained, when compared to my back, my head, and my knees. And, mysteriously, my right ring finger.

Honestly, are you in denial?
If I were, I'd deny it, wouldn't I?

Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
Sex? Like with another person? Ick. But maybe a little self-lovin' would help my headache. I'll have to give that a try when I'm done here.

Honestly, is it easier to talk online than in person?
I am a much better writer than I am a speaker. If it weren't for the internet, I'd be very lonely.

Honestly, does anyone like you?
I seriously doubt it. Well, I mean, everyone likes me... but I don't believe anyone "likes" likes me.

Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
With whom? Who are "they"? If they don't exist, how can anything go anywhere?

Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
Yes. Though I can't think why. Habit, I guess.