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A Half-Ass Poem

Lying here asleep, dreaming
that I'm lying here awake;
what's up with that?
Seven seven four,
not even a haiku.

New Year's Resolutions

1. Write every day, even if it's only a note on why I don't feel like writing.
   
2. Wear dentures every day, or at least whenever I leave the house.
   
3. Tell the people I love that I love them...and back it up with loving words and actions.
   
4. Love myself and refer to #3.
   
5. Try new things, even if they sound hokey or hippie or homeopathic.
   
6. Stick to eating and exercise schedule.
   
7. Indulge in magical thinking, such as making lists of seven because it's a lucky number.